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David F. Sandberg

I feel like I need to watch this on VHS

This review may contain spoilers.

Knew this was gonna be better than the first one when in the opening J.K Simmons stabbed a guy in the dick.

“You want me to tell them that god is at 57th street and Madison Avenue coaching snipers?”

”They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life”

Best part was the Megalopolis section, kinda wish that was the entire movie.

This is a perfect movie, but I thought the only match-up they thought about before Cage and Travolta was Schwarzenegger and Stallone, which is not bad but this is a lot better. Although other match ups considered were: Michael Douglas and Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis and Alec Baldwin, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal, Denzel Washington and Wesley Snipes, and Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Could you imagine how cool a Face/Off with Washington and Snipes would’ve been?

They should remake this again with Tom Holland in the main role.

Honestly my favorite part was seeing the comments on YouTube just filled with people acting like this is a Satanic Ritual.

Found out on IMDb trivia that this movie inspired the plot of Call of Duty: Black Ops (2010) (greatest piece of art ever made). So yeah this is a 5 star movie.

This and Den of Thieves 2 took the same amount of time to release. And the better one got theatrical distribution.

I don’t think I ever expected a Hitchcock movie to be like this.

Great movie, almost shed a tear when I saw Ang Lee in the credits (even tho it’s just a based on credit) where are you man… We need you…

Fucked up in the crib drinking Vase Water.

Movies used to be about something, for example, this is about how Steven Seagal is just Hard to Kill.

Honestly after avoiding this one for such a long time, I’m surprised that I actually liked it.

Finally seeing this in theaters made my life complete.

One of those childhood movies I haven’t seen in a while (HBO was given to me at an early age). Some neat moments and gore but otherwise kinda disappointing especially compared to Tom Holland’s other films. Would be great to see this story adapted properly with no studio interference.

I SURVIVED THE CONCLAVE BACKSHOTS OF 2024.

“Video doesn’t lie”

TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN MIDNIGHT MADNESS

I forgive Michael B. Jordan for calling Drake the Goat rapper.

Resident evil afterlife

Nah that’s crazy. Why would Judas do that?

Im crying bruh.

The gang has the most immaculate drip. My dad Sean Lau is the drippiest.

Classic, masterpiece even.

He really got them timbs on

We got April Fool’s Day with Mel Gibson

WORKPRINT VERSION 

Jared Hess’ Modern Times.

“CHICKEN JOCKEY”

John AWorkingMan is not better than John TheBeeKeeper, of course it is hard to beat the plot twist from that movie, but still this was a good film. Jason Statham says Bunny Rabbit Emoji.

This one surprised me a bit. More cop procedural than expected but dug it, also did not expect to see Mark Rylance in this movie.

This is great Terry, now where’s the Jesus movie…?

There was something in the air in 2000’s Miami. Probably cocaine.

Knives Out but good.

they had 5 dollars and a dream.

Another Kevin Sorbo classic

“Director Louis Leterrier originally intended Martin to be gay. However, this angle was dropped during filming, and a sex scene between Martin and Lai was added.”

Much to think about!!!

Had to watch again for the ‘berg

“You’re an Expendable. You’re here to be expended!”

Mid but the Matt Damon cameo makes me gaslight myself into thinking this is a good movie.

I think this world needed a Soderbergh James Bond movie. But we’re getting a Jeff Bezos one instead…

This review may contain spoilers.

Mickey 17: “Man I really love my girlfriend!”

Mickey 18:

“I am the Humble Assassin. The Weeping Assassin.”

This is a movie about me when I finally play all the Metal Gear Solid games.

What a movie. Johnnie To and Wai Ka-Fai you will always be legends.

Probably the only time Steven Seagal looks like a normal person.

I think Bautista should get an Oscar for every performance he’s ever done. Also Milla Jovovich just for existing.

Watched with Chudbaby

This might be the loudest movie ever made.

Goonicide Chronicles: The Beginning.

“You leave me alone. This is a family affair.”

1. Sinners
2. Presence
3. Mickey 17
4. Den of Thieves 2: Pantera
5. In the Lost Lands
6. Black Bag
7. The ant²
8. One of Them Days
9. A Working Man
10. Final Destination Bloodlines

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1. Exiled
2. Throw Down
3. A Moment of Romance
4. My Left Eye Sees Ghosts
5. PTU
6. Vengeance
7. The Mission
8. Fat Choi Spirit
9. Running on Karma
10. Three

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1. Ocean's Twelve
2. Ocean's Eleven
3. Out of Sight
4. Solaris
5. sex, lies, and videotape
6. Traffic
7. Logan Lucky
8. Ocean's Thirteen
9. No Sudden Move
10. Side Effects

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1. Mister Lonely
2. Spring Breakers
3. Gummo
4. The Beach Bum
5. AGGRO DR1FT
6. Julien Donkey-Boy
7. Trash Humpers

1. Trap
2. Queer
3. The Brutalist
4. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
5. AGGRO DR1FT
6. Dune: Part Two
7. Megalopolis
8. Anora
9. Challengers
10. Red Rooms

...plus 41 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Resident Evil: Retribution
2. Event Horizon
3. Resident Evil: Afterlife
4. In the Lost Lands
5. Pompeii
6. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
7. Monster Hunter
8. Resident Evil
9. Death Race
10. AVP: Alien vs. Predator

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Taxi Driver
2. The Wolf of Wall Street
3. The Irishman
4. GoodFellas
5. The Last Temptation of Christ
6. The King of Comedy
7. Killers of the Flower Moon
8. Casino
9. After Hours
10. The Departed

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1. Dumb and Dumber
2. There's Something About Mary
3. Stuck on You
4. Kingpin
5. The Heartbreak Kid
6. Me, Myself & Irene
7. The Three Stooges
8. Green Book
9. Champions
10. Ricky Stanicky

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1. Tale of Cinema
2. On the Beach at Night Alone
3. Yourself and Yours
4. The Novelist's Film
5. On the Occasion of ing the Turning Gate
6. Night and Day
7. The Day He Arrives
8. Hotel by the River
9. Grass
10. Right Now, Wrong Then

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Yes I am doing this

1. Bram Stoker's Dracula
2. Nosferatu the Vampyre
3. Nosferatu
4. Nosferatu
5. The Monster Squad
6. Dracula
7. Dracula 3D
8. Renfield

1. Orphan
2. Non-Stop
3. Run All Night
4. The Commuter
5. Unknown
6. Carry-On
7. Black Adam

The ranking of the DCEU

1. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

   The Ultimate Edition

2. Zack Snyder's Justice League
3. Man of Steel
4. Aquaman
5. Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
6. Wonder Woman
7. Shazam!
8. Wonder Woman 1984
9. Suicide Squad
10. The Suicide Squad

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1. Blade Runner
2. Alien
3. Kingdom of Heaven
4. Alien: Covenant
5. Prometheus
6. Napoleon
7. Thelma & Louise
8. Gladiator
9. The Counselor
10. The Last Duel

...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Warriors
2. Streets of Fire
3. Extreme Prejudice
4. Hard Times
5. 48 Hrs.
6. Last Man Standing
7. Red Heat
8. Bullet to the Head

1. Unforgiven
2. The Bridges of Madison County
3. A Perfect World
4. White Hunter, Black Heart
5. Sully
6. Cry Macho
7. Million Dollar Baby
8. Letters from Iwo Jima
9. The Mule
10. Bird

...plus 32 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Sabotage
2. The Beekeeper
3. End of Watch
4. Street Kings
5. Suicide Squad

1. Hard Boiled
2. The Killer
3. Face/Off
4. Bullet in the Head
5. A Better Tomorrow
6. Hard Target
7. Windtalkers
8. Last Hurrah for Chivalry
9. The Killer
10. A Better Tomorrow II

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

   Ultimate Edition

2. Watchmen

   Ultimate Cut

3. Zack Snyder's Justice League
4. Man of Steel
5. Sucker Punch
6. Army of the Dead
7. Dawn of the Dead

   Unrated Cut

8. 300
9. Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

1. Unbreakable
2. Signs
3. Glass
4. Knock at the Cabin
5. The Sixth Sense
6. The Village
7. Trap
8. Lady in the Water
9. Old
10. Split

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
3. Friday the 13th
4. Friday the 13th Part III
5. Friday the 13th
6. Jason X
7. Friday the 13th Part 2
8. Freddy vs. Jason
9. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
10. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

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1. Before Sunset
2. Before Sunrise
3. Dazed and Confused
4. Before Midnight
5. Waking Life
6. Bernie
7. Everybody Wants Some!!
8. School of Rock
9. Last Flag Flying
10. Hit Man

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Bride of Frankenstein
2. The Curse of Frankenstein
3. Frankenstein
4. The Monster Squad
5. Frankenweenie
6. The Revenge of Frankenstein
7. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
8. Frankenstein Created Woman
9. Frankenhooker
10. Flesh for Frankenstein

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I’ll add them as I rewatch them, I think this is the only way I’ll finish it.

SIKE💀

1. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
2. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
3. Iron Man 3
4. Guardians of the Galaxy
5. Captain America: The First Avenger
6. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
7. The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special
8. Thor
9. Loki
10. Spider-Man: No Way Home

...plus 20 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Ferrari
2. The Holdovers
3. Knock at the Cabin
4. Oppenheimer
5. Killers of the Flower Moon
6. John Wick: Chapter 4
7. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
8. Saw X
9. Memory Holograph
10. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

...plus 45 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Purple Rose of Cairo
2. Crimes and Misdemeanors
3. Stardust Memories
4. Annie Hall
5. Husbands and Wives
6. Deconstructing Harry
7. Manhattan
8. Manhattan Murder Mystery
9. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
10. Radio Days

...plus 40 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. First Reformed
2. Affliction
3. The Card Counter
4. Dark
5. Master Gardener
6. Hardcore

1. Crank: High Voltage
2. Crank
3. Gamer
4. Mom and Dad
5. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
6. The Vatican Tapes
7. Panama

1. Postal
2. Rampage
3. Rampage: Capital Punishment
4. Assault on Wall Street
5. Far Cry
6. House of the Dead

1. The Big Lebowski
2. Inside Llewyn Davis
3. No Country for Old Men
4. A Serious Man
5. Barton Fink
6. Raising Arizona
7. Blood Simple
8. Fargo
9. Burn After Reading
10. The Hudsucker Proxy

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Matrix
2. The Matrix Resurrections
3. Speed Racer
4. The Matrix Revolutions
5. The Matrix Reloaded
6. Cloud Atlas
7. Bound
8. Jupiter Ascending

1. The Grey
2. Smokin' Aces
3. Copshop
4. Stretch
5. Boss Level
6. The A-Team

1. Miami Vice

   This movie made me wanna fall in love just so I can break up and then relate to the ending. Right there it would be my favorite movie of all-time.

2. Heat

   Pacino and DeNiro falling in love?! This has to be the best film ever made.

3. Collateral

   My dad’s favorite so when I start going bald, add a couple of pounds and get wife & kids, then I work at a 9 to 5 job I hate and want more out of life... Well right there it would become my favorite Mann movie!!

4. Manhunter

   Your favorite Michael Mann movie if you’re a serial killer or if you really dig horror movies, but maybe it’s the same thing.

5. Thief

   If Michael Mann only makes movies about guys being good at their jobs but being depressed about it, this is the perfect example of that, it’s literally the plot.

6. Blackhat

   chris hemsworth is a hacker.

   
   Wait you’re asking for the plot?

   Well

   
   chris hemsworth is a hacker.

7. Ferrari
8. Public Enemies

   Heat rip/off? Nah. Contains a hopeless relationship? Oh yeah!

9. The Insider

   kids! don’t smoke! OR RUSSELL CROWE WITH WHITE HAIR WILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.

10. Ali

    ngl I always mixed this up with Seven Pounds before I watched it.

    PLS DONT TELL MICHAEL.

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1. The Last Boy Scout

   Shane Black wrote this so maybe it’s not a buddy-cop com- oh. It is.

2. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

   I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME! 

   Who wanna be walkie talkie buddies with me? 🙈❤️

3. Déjà Vu

   teneT but just a bit better

4. Man on Fire

   Denzel the goat

5. True Romance

   Tarantino wrote this so maybe there won’t be an n-wor- oh, there it is.

6. Crimson Tide

   Tarantino ghostwrote this only so maybe there’s no n-wo- oh, HOW???

7. Enemy of the State

   Will Smith be working with all the filmmakers I love dayum❤️

8. Top Gun

   Shirtless volleyball isn’t gay! CMON BRO!

9. The Hunger

   The real Hunger, was the horniness.

10. Unstoppable

    The King died after making this one❤️ RIP King

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1. The Tree of Life

   you are a SAD MAN IF THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE MALICK! SAD SAD MAN!

2. Knight of Cups

   so it’s called Knight of Cups because...

3. The New World

   this movie gives me the same vibe as the 🥺 emoji.

4. The Thin Red Line

   hold up. You’re telling me, adrien brody as the extra was actually the protagonist??? Nah you’re lying.

5. Badlands

   yo  Martin Sheen kinda looks lik- YES THANK YOU MOVIE!! DUNKACCINO!

6. Days of Heaven

   this movie looks so beautiful that everyone forgot it had a plot.

7. A Hidden Life

   idk malick this wasn’t that Hidden

8. Voyage of Time: The IMAX Experience
9. To the Wonder

   of course I know what happened!

   but let me check a YouTube explained real quick just to clarify.

10. Song to Song

    wait, I’ve seen this movie???

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1. 4:44 Last Day on Earth
2. Body Snatchers
3. King of New York
4. Welcome to New York
5. Ms .45
6. The Funeral
7. Siberia
8. 'R Xmas
9. Zeros and Ones
10. Tommaso

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1. Death Wish
2. Thanksgiving
3. Knock Knock
4. The Green Inferno
5. Hostel: Part II
6. Hostel
7. Cabin Fever

1. Marie Antoinette
2. Lost in Translation
3. The Virgin Suicides
4. Priscilla
5. The Bling Ring
6. A Very Murray Christmas

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street
2. New Nightmare
3. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
4. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
5. Freddy vs. Jason
6. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
7. A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
8. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
9. A Nightmare on Elm Street

1. Halloween
2. Halloween II
3. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
4. A Nightmare on Elm Street
5. New Nightmare
6. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
7. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
9. Halloween Ends
10. Halloween

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1. Saw X
2. Saw VI
3. Saw III
4. Saw
5. Saw 3D
6. Saw II
7. Spiral: From the Book of Saw
8. Saw IV
9. Saw V
10. Jigsaw

1. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
2. Paranormal Activity
3. Paranormal Activity 3
4. Paranormal Activity 2
5. Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin
6. Paranormal Activity 4
7. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

1. Halloween II

   Theatrical Cut: 2.5/5
   Director’s Cut: 5/5

2. The Lords of Salem
3. The Devil's Rejects
4. Michael Lives: The Making of Halloween
5. The Munsters
6. House of 1000 Corpses
7. Halloween

   Theatrical Cut: 3.5/5
   Director’s Cut: 3.5/5

8. 3 from Hell

1. Fast Five
2. F9
3. Furious 7
4. Fast & Furious 6
5. Better Luck Tomorrow
6. 2 Fast 2 Furious
7. Fast X
8. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
9. The Fast and the Furious
10. The Fate of the Furious

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1. Malignant
2. The Conjuring 2
3. Death Sentence
4. Furious 7
5. Aquaman
6. Saw
7. The Conjuring

1. A Haunting in Venice
2. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
3. Murder on the Orient Express
4. Thor
5. Death on the Nile

1. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
2. A.I. Artificial Intelligence
3. The Fabelmans
4. War of the Worlds
5. Raiders of the Lost Ark
6. Jaws
7. West Side Story
8. Jurassic Park
9. Catch Me If You Can
10. Minority Report

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1. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
2. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
3. Guardians of the Galaxy
4. The Suicide Squad
5. Movie 43

1. Sudden Impact

   Clint while making this was like “oh yeah this is a Dirty Harry sequel, uhh, put me in a dark shot we’ll find a way to squeeze me In somehow”

2. Dirty Harry

   Republicans have it rough 😔😞😒

3. Magnum Force

   this movie is like “maybe cops aren’t that good 👮‍♀️😱”

4. The Dead Pool

   Harpoon gun.

5. The Enforcer

   yeahh we get it, us liberals aren’t smart.

1. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

   I give you my permission to hug me if this is one of your favorite movies ever.

2. Brokeback Mountain

   cowboys 🤠

3. Hulk

   hulk ANGRY! hulk REPRESSED!

4. Eat Drink Man Woman

   Ang c’mon, why are you sooo sweet!

5. Gemini Man

   TWO WILL SMITHS = JUAN HAPPY JUAN 😱

6. Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk

   it wasn’t THAT long I mean

   oh I get it.

7. The Ice Storm

   that was... COLD🥶 

   
   pls don’t make fun of me 🥺

8. Ride with the Devil

   yeehaw 🤠! WAR!

9. Life of Pi

   no thanks, I don’t like pies.

10. Sense and Sensibility

    My mom would definitely love this, if I watched this with her, guaranteed 5/5.

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Fascism is awesome

• 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
• The 15:17 to Paris
• American Sniper
• Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
• Black Hawk Down
• Captain America: The First Avenger
• Don't Look Up
• Flags of Our Fathers
• Forrest Gump
• Independence Day

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