Shane Black wrote this so maybe it’s not a buddy-cop com- oh. It is.

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME! 

Who wanna be walkie talkie buddies with me? 🙈❤️

teneT but just a bit better

Denzel the goat

Tarantino wrote this so maybe there won’t be an n-wor- oh, there it is.

Tarantino ghostwrote this only so maybe there’s no n-wo- oh, HOW???

Will Smith be working with all the filmmakers I love dayum❤️

Shirtless volleyball isn’t gay! CMON BRO!

The real Hunger, was the horniness.

The King died after making this one❤️ RIP King

It’s written by Richard Kelly, of course it’s fucking bonkers

Bad Boys II: Who are you?

Beverly Hills Cop II: I’m you but slightly more on the nose

Top Guns With Cars BRRRR, AND NO GAY SCENES 😤

This’ll inevitably get remade and I’ll bump my rating and give the remake half a star.

Tony watching The Insider: “I can do that”

Tony midway filming: “alright what if we added some explosions.. JUST A LITTLE BIT”

Tony gave up The Rock for this movie, now everyone claims The Rock as Bay’s best movie and everyone forgot about this 😔