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Favorite films

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Hulk
  • Miami Vice
  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

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  • Until Dawn

    ★★★½

  • Out for Justice

    ★★★★

  • The ant²

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  • God Told Me To

    ★★★★★

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Pain & Gain

2013

★★★★★ Liked 9

My server told me I should watch Black Widow with them, I told those Soy-beta cucks to keep sucking on that Marvel titty all you want, I’m taking steroids, drinking monster energy with some Coke and watching Daddy Bay making my future biopic. 

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War of the Worlds

2005

★★★★★ Liked 3

Evoking 9/11 imagery is something very common in blockbusters nowadays especially coming from Filmmakers I love from Zack Snyder, Michael Bay and even like this movie being based on another country that’s Gareth Edwards‘ Godzilla (2014), yet this movie has always been pondering in my mind since I watched it. People like to say this movie aged well because of the effects and I completely agree the visuals and CGI are well ahead of it’s time, I also think the…

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Until Dawn

2025

★★★½ Liked 1

David F. Sandberg

Out for Justice

1991

★★★★ Liked Watched

I feel like I need to watch this on VHS

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One Hour Photo

2002

★★★★★ Liked 7

Robin Williams mispronouncing Neon Genesis Evangelion, fuck yeah bro show those weebs who’s boss.

Rabbits

2002

★★★★½ Liked 4

Me and my family in quarantine.

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