it’s not as bad as some of my mutuals said it was but:
“the world needs you” oh brotherrrrrr! please, tom cruise, retire! rest! let someone else—someone younger—be the new face of the franchise if (and they will! trust! capitalism will always win) continue making more. if i have to beg on my knees, i will
the woman next to me was gagging the entire time & even sobbed at the end but i am very familiar with ethan’s game & this…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
jack o’connell saying SAMMIEEEEEEE! ugh, it just gets me
capri in the distance, fall in love again and again, in a place that can make you change
—charli xcx
bigger budget cuntier outfits on blake lively way more comedic than the first one. returning original cast (!!) who ever said sequels were shite?
lowkey think this could benefit from / should’ve got a theatrical release instead of direct to prime video but i guess we can’t always get what we want
“shawtyyy! we finna go to the club and get crunk with BRITney!”
— the ying yang twins (2003)
