I thought the name Levon Cade was ridiculous enough, but then I saw his daughter's name was Merry Cade! What the actual fuck? These are the kinda names they give indie wrestlers once they sign with the WWE!

This is as generic as expected from a Stallone screenplay and David Ayer behind the camera. The story is all over the place, just a bunch of scenes with no real focus. The action is substandard stuff, nothing you haven’t seen a…

Drexl: On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Clarence: I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'. I'm not lookin' at the movie 'cause I saw it seven years ago. It's "The Mack" with Max Julien,…

To answer the burning question, yes, this is the one where Sonny Chiba hits someone so hard his eyes stick out on storks. The sequel sees the return of Terry Tsurugi hitman for hire. This time, he’s not so one-dimensional. He’s not the relentless savage monster that he was in the prior film, he’s not condemning poor innocent women into prostitution or taking his frustrations out on the less fortunate. He’s quite likable. They even give him a more bearable…

It's Poohing Time.

I’ll try and start positive and say at least the masks didn’t look like total shit this time. That's all I got. I had my issues with the first one, describing it as utter torture. Was this one any better? Maybe if it wasn’t so fuckin’ boring. They introduce an entire PTSD subplot and a ludicrous mad scientist angle that was not welcome! So, they are no longer cute creatures left to rot by Christopher Robin, but…