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Favorite films

  • The Princess and the Warrior
  • Alien
  • Dark Angel: The Ascent
  • The Maltese Falcon

All
  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★½

  • Heretic

    ★★

  • Fatal Conflict

    ★★½

  • Virtual Combat

    ★½

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Virtual Combat

1995

★½ Watched

Surprising to see a movie like this kind of come alive during the dramatic moments but completely die during the action scenes. The action is very boring, incompetently filmed and edited and completely uninteresting.

(Unintentional) laughs and a few good moments are much too far between to ever recommend this even as B movie fodder, which is why I turned it on to begin with.

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

1987

★★★½ Liked Watched

This is another one of those movies I probably never would have watched without the Puppet Masters / Castle Freaks podcast. The title is pure exploitation, but the plotline mostly follows the tried and true formula of The Most Dangerous Game.

That being said, I thought Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity was pretty entertaining. The practical sci-fi elements were enough to make things a little different and the leading ladies kept my interest. This isn't an all-time great Charles Bandiverse movie but I did enjoy it. There's a charm to cheap '80s sci-fi.

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Fargo

1996

★★ 4

Do better.

Paris When It Sizzles

1964

★★★½ Liked Watched

Next time I watch a classic Hollywood movie where they fade out before sex I'm going to imagine they're actually playing parcheesi like William Holden said.