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I watched this a week ago but had to take some private time to recuperate from two Micheal B Jordan’s and an intense feeling to make myself go deaf blasting old Hispanic songs
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the hairdresser knew what they were doing giving matthew mcconaughey such an ugly dye job. only thing that grounded me in not absolutely immediately forgiving all of Steve’s wrongdoings and shittyness.
Also! Servants! I would like Jlos eyebrows and hair immediately! 🛎️Servants??? 🛎️SERVANTS!!! 🛎️
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Sorority gurls can do ANYTHING.
Also the guy who killed osama bin Laden? Icon. Legend. Diva.
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An HR nightmare
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I was told this was supposed to be girl whiplash. I don’t taking a heroic dose before watching miles teller play the drums. Anyway don’t take laced molly kids…
-j
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still waiting for them to say we live time
🥚🥚🥚
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general chungus 😔
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I would kill my self day 2. I don’t even like potatoes like that.
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This is what a camera was invented for
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Waking up with a c section scar and motion sickness with no memory of any of it. Hell.
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it’s like black swan but for boys. Imagine asking your dad for a drum roll and you see the pain of a thousand suns in his eyes. Peak dad lore
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I can’t tell what’s a real name and what’s an acronym
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this movie radicalized young me
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rewatch: craziest on screen head I’ve ever seen
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foreplay at an ikea should be a felony offense
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if you skip the one scene the entire movie is titled after it’s pretty decent
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this is what freshman year at a SEC sorority feels like
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I see a little of myself in all three of them.
sexually.
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rage bait
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me and the neurodivergent boy scout I pulled with my batshit eyeliner and anger issues. story of my life.
only half a star off because the only time I ever regret showing people this movie is when I realize we’re going to have to sit through 4 minutes or two 12 year olds making out. #worthit,closeyoureyes.
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how tf did she know where west was off the dome
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this movie gives you everything except a fucking break. please 😭 my heart hurts
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Is this movie just bad? Does this movie know it’s bad? Is this movie poorly done on purpose? Are the weird timing and comedic overtones really a commentary on how ridiculous action movies have become? Is this movie actually a genius statement on film empires and the parasitic nature that become its sequels? Is this movie, at its true artistic core, actually the living breathing definition of camp? Is this movie actually GOOD when you truly truly think about it? Is this movie what cinema is supposed to feel like? Is this movie my favorite film of all time?
No.
I left this performance with full body chills and an appointment to go blonde
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The JFK effect where every man looks like an 80 year old piece of leather should be studied.
The ORIGINAL manic pixie dream girl. I thought this was fun and games why did a baddie shed a tear.
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Greta gerwig you will never not be Barbie
upon secondary review this entire cast is perfect EXCEPT Will Ferrell. Sonic can get Jim Carrey but Barbie can’t?! Do better Mattel.
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lord the things I’ll watch for a sneaky link.
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still not project x smh
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not even Pedro Pascals sexy ass could’ve saved this movie. da fuq.
we got stuck with the syphilis twin ?!?!!
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she’s getting that dick everyday she’s getting that dick everyday she’s getting that dick everyday she’s getting that dick everyday she’s getting that dick everyday she’s getting that dick everyday she's getting that dick everyday she's getting that dick everyday she’s getting that dick everyday
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god fucking damnit GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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what a way to find out Rita Ora is in fact, not Hispanic
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this film is so good to you once you get over the fact that Jennifer Lawrence’s face now resides in the uncanny valley
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the BEST sleepover/ watch on a flight movie. Anne Hathaway I want your hair
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can psychological torture be a film category? I think I ground my teeth to the gum watching this. at first I was like what movie needs 10 different independent production companies to work on it? this one. this one did. great movie Rachel Sennot owns my letterbox
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lost opportunity to play the zombie song by stephanie mabey
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Grazie Batman! Prego 🇮🇹❤️
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a really good movie to watch from the corner of your eye while scrolling through fb marketplace
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Hard watch or hard while watching?
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hot girls covered in the blood of their enemies while Charlie xcx plays in the background. that’s all.
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next time I misspell something in an email I’m blaming it on my woman baby brain
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an ingenious use of a tennis ball
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Punches were thrown. Disgusting thoughts were verbalized. Screams were muffled by pillows.
“oh my god this is that guy in bottoms”
girlhood, grief, and sisterhood between strangers covered in glitter and NY. when I say eat the rich, I do NOT mean Molly or Ray
Molly Smiles :)
Body ody odyyyyyyy
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I want to wear this movie
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I feel like throwing up
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The bene gesserit was specifically designed for alternative Catholic girls who wanted to be nuns but still in a cool girl way. Target audience of one (me.)
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this movie could’ve been twenty minutes if s wasn’t the type of girl to wear leggings under her dress.
also the type of movie you force your close female friends to watch after you go on a “I love you guys 🥹” rant
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Greta Gerwig you will always be famous
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