Joe Payne Pro

I occasionally make what could be classed as "films".
Neil Breen is a genius

Favorite films

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout
  • The King of Staten Island
  • The X-Files
  • Fateful Findings

All
  • Fear Street: Prom Queen

    ★★★

  • Beyond

    ★★★★★

  • Girl Dancing

    ★★★★★

  • 30 Minutes

    ★★★★★

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Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

★★★ Watched

Sometimes an ok slasher hits the spot. Great needle drops and score. As shit as the first kill was the others were pretty decent and plenty gory.

Beyond

2024

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

bleegh bleegh bleegh

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No Time to Die

2021

Liked 4

Snaps everything that works about the bond films, specifically the Craig bond films and contorts them into this hodgepodge of sci fi nonsense and mountains of plot and continuity and ends up feeling nothing like a bond film.
There were some good things about it but the bad parts so outweigh them that I can't even be bothered talking about them

Midsommar

2019

★★★★★ Liked Watched

What a trip that was. Watched the directors cut and while it did feel a little long the pace wasn't slow but was very deliberate and was brilliant at building tension. Florence Pugh is magnificent and has lots of complex emotions to portray and did it all excellently.
This is also an incredibly well directed and shot movie and had some really messed up and shocking imagery. The opening was particularly affecting.
I'm gonna be thinking about this for a while
Oh and mark is hilarious

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