“When things go bonkers, you have to adapt”
My rating: Cinematic Cryptid
On July 24th, 2020, Taylor Swift announced that, less than a year after her 7th studio album, Lover, had come out, she was releasing a new album. A surprise album written and recorded during the pandemic under complete secrecy (even her own LABEL didn’t know about the album until about a week before it was released). The album was called folklore, and it strayed away from the more…
“It’s been a long time coming, but..”
[1, 2, 3 LET’S GO, BITCH/100]
Look, if, by this point, you haven’t bought into the hype train around Taylor Swift, this slickly polished and produced spectacle of a film, where Swift prances around on stage for 2 hours and 45 minutes as she strokes her ego more than likely isn’t going to do much to convince you to come over to Team Swift, but who knows. If however, you are like me…
ANORA! MOTHERFUCKIN! SWEEP! I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT BABY. 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾 MIKEY MADISON BEST ACTRESS. MIKEY I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY GIRL 😭😭😭 I feel like a proud parent, you have no idea. Like I’m legit in tears over the fucking sex worker movie sweeping the Oscars. I know I haven’t spoken about Anora on here because of my inactivity, but trust me when I say that, while Wicked and Dune won Best Picture at my awards show, Anora was…
ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS OF THE SECOND ANNUAL DANIE AWARDS! (The Big Ones)
(Please that this is my awards show, so this is my personal opinion.)
Winners are italicized
Best Voice Over Performance
Viola Davis as The Chameleon- “Kung Fu Panda 4”
Maya Hawke as Anxiety- “Inside Out 2”
Lupita Nyong’o as Roz- “The Wild Robot”
Kevin Durand as Proximus Ceasar- “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes”
Robbie Williams as himself- “Better Man”
Best Scene Stealing Performance By An…
The studio behind Pooh: Blood and Honey just announced their plans for a cinematic universe consisting of
- Pooh: Blood and Honey
- Pooh: Blood and Honey 2
- Bambi: The Reckoning
- Peter Pan: Neverland Nightmare
- Pinocchio Unstrung
All culminating in “POOHNIVERSE: MOMSTERS ASSEMBLE” which will include all the characters from their previous movies, plus characters from Alice in Wonderland and Sleeping Beauty 😭😭😭 not them doing an Avengers style teamup with their sleep paralysis demon versions of public domain childrens characters 😭😭😭
“Ghostface says ‘Free Palestine’”
[Fuck You/100]
JUSTICE FOR MELISSA BARRERA!!!!! I hope this movie gets canceled due to the very justifiable backlash. FUCK Spyglass Media and FUCK Paramount. I hope Melissa sues you into fucking oblivion. I just know she’s gonna get blacklisted for this shit and it breaks my heart. You can’t have SCREAM VII without Sam Carpenter. She’s the main goddamn character of this trilogy and you fired her actress over comments she made CONDONING GENOCIDE. I genuinely…
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