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Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

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Too much yammerin 

Every scene on either submarine rules

Watched on Friday May 9, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 19, 2025.

Lot going on here

Watched on Saturday March 22, 2025.

Lorazepam really hammering the product placement lately

Redirect all the “a knives out mystery” budget into four more of these pronto please

“Flow” actually refers to the 15 cumulative minutes of this movie I spent crying while my cats were sitting on and/or next to me 😭😭😭 I love them so much

Fell short of expectations but still pretty good

Which one of you clowns told me he’s just doing Roman again

Lots of indie dramedy cliches but some pretty well-written and well-acted stretches

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Half a star off for making a British actor do a distracting American accent for no reason

Absolute banger, 100% thought he was fucked but incredibly cathartic ending

I somehow avoided all information about this movie other than the basic premise and “from penis to vagiiinaaaa!!” and confused myself into thinking it was like a camp take on a Scott Pilgrim esque action musical comedy and not a hamfisted attempt at a Serious Issue Movie

Visually interesting a lot of the time but pretty boring, not really sure why it’s a musical, Saldana and Gascon are both good but Selena Gomez is wildly miscast. Extremely funny this is a best picture nominee

Why were her costumes/hair/makeup giving CRJ the whole time

Pretty fucking bad acting from almost everybody except Patrick Stewart and max von sydow, the sfx have aged terribly, the script has that dark souls 1 pacing where the second half is like “oops we’re out of time this will just be a montage”

The production design is awesome and they really had fun with the harkonnens. The ending throne room scene is genuinely great

Swing and a miss with “the weirding modules”

“Can you chill the fuck out? You’re ruining Christmas”

Was worried after his last pretty forgettable movie that eggers was a one hit wonder and a bigger budget was wasted on him but this is awesome

Pretty engrossing moment-to-moment and great performances but I don’t think I’ll think about this ever again (it did make me want to rewatch angels and demons which is much trashier but does have [SPOILER] a huge antimatter explosion creating a black hole in the sky)

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On the one hand this is too long but on the other hand the way it builds and layers the simple early gags to increasingly insane heights (and on such a small budget) is astounding

Probably the only good video game movie

Kind of knew what kind of blunt instrument first draft ass movie this was going to be when he met woody Guthrie and immediately played him “song for woody”

Enjoyable for what it was, singing was pretty good across the board

Timothee at the march on Washington was “Cody Rhodes photoshopped into the photo of MLK and Malcom x” to me

Would not have gone down like this if it had been RHOSLC Lisa and Heather in there

Watched on Sunday December 22, 2024.

Watched on Sunday December 22, 2024.

Watched on Sunday December 22, 2024.

Watched on Sunday December 22, 2024.

Watched on Sunday December 22, 2024.

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Was about to be like why does JK Simmons sound like he’s about to order a polish sahsage and then he threw the D badge on the table like I’d activated his trap card

Starts off stupid and fun, continues to be stupid but rapidly becomes less fun

The real trap here was me being tricked into watching an m night shyamalan nepo daughter vehicle

One of the worst paced movies I’ve ever seen

Watched on Sunday November 24, 2024.

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I liked this ending better when it was called Big Fat Liar

Watched on Friday November 8, 2024.

Watched on Tuesday November 5, 2024.

Watched on Friday November 1, 2024.

Watched on Friday October 4, 2024.

This was pretty funny to watch right after The Substance

Idk man I think it was wildly oversold to me how crazy and disgusting this was

Seemed like everybody had a good time making it, Demi Moore and sound design were great, pretty funny but every time we hit what could have been a Malignant Moment the knees were cut out from under it by the ponderous pacing

There are like two actual characters with interior lives in this but maybe that’s appropriate for the subject matter

Fun to watch, great deployment of Nicholas Braun

Funniest moment in this is the one-two punch of the reveal that the architect played by the clearly 40something actor is supposed to be 33, followed by googling him and finding out he was in fact 29 when the movie was released

Young vincent d’onofrio billed as “Vincent Philip d’onofrio” is the reverse young Lawrence fishburne billed as “Larry fishburne”

Not enough pizza tbh

Watched on Saturday July 13, 2024.

Barkley has so much pathos in this

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Certified water boy? / certified pedophile!

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You could argue this is self-indulgent but without that we wouldn’t have gotten the extended shot from the POV of the tennis ball

I involuntarily half jumped out of my seat at the ending before I ed I was in a movie theater and you’re not supposed to do that

Watched on Saturday April 6, 2024.

Watched on Thursday April 4, 2024.

Watched on Sunday March 24, 2024.

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Jealous Greek guy at the gym really did a viral “did you know [x celebrity] is lowkey a nepo baby” tweet (also lmao that Adonis’s assumed name was basically “Don Johnson”)

This was really a banger - heartfelt well-directed sports movie with complex characters and human drama. I’ve only seen the first Rocky movie (and feeling like it was kind of mid) and still found myself thinking this was the best legacyquel I’d ever seen

Going to start doing steroids to achieve Michael B Jordan arms

Godfather 2

Scientists must study the brains of the three separate groups of people in our theater who had full conversations during the trinity test scene and then were completely silent during the absolute dud snoozefest of the last hour

Fifty Great Character Actors in Search of a Good Editor

Sound design went hard

The woman next to me did a fist pump when they mentioned JFK

Kind of inconsequential, but just a great group of guys here

This was boring so I went to pee during it

Watched on Saturday March 2, 2024.

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• The Iron Claw
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• Fallen Leaves
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• Maestro
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