Hoooooly shit the CGI in this is bad. Super low-rent for how much money they make off of these movies

Loved Tony and Michelle in this (and Ben Kingsley! what a fun treat) but it is totally doing a disservice to your leads (who are all, generously estimating, about 10% as good as any of those actors) to try to make them keep up with the former three (Simu Liu, in particular, is impressively bad, giving us absolutely nothing the…

Making a movie about systemic misogyny co-written by and costarring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck is a real Joker’s Trick

Driver and Comer are both pretty good but the tone of all the performances are pretty wildly different even within the individual chapters of the movie (like Affleck’s GOT porn parody pastiche starts out funny and quickly gets annoying, he’s in a completely different movie from the other characters). Way too long. A lot of the anachronisms/direct nods to modern…