Andrew Frye Patron

Dramatist / Desperate Housewives historian.

Favorite films

  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Scream 2
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • Fatal Attraction

  • Yellow Face

  • Final Destination 5

  • Tom at the Farm

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Fatal Attraction

1987

Liked Rewatched

I love that a rain/water motif appears during Dan/Alex’s first fling, Alex’s suicide attempt, the Rabbit murder aftermath, and the final showdown in the Gallagher bathroom. A maelstrom of torrential terror brought forth by sins of the flesh. 

Glenn Close is truly extraordinary and the film treats her character heinously, right down to the filmed-after-test-screening ending. The Paramount+ reboot tried to right its wrongs, but the actual story is still wrapped up in basic psychological misogyny. 

Alas, It’s still a…

Final Destination 5

2011

Liked Rewatched

Unadulterated stupid FUN, with a twist so obviously in plain sight that it comes around to being incredibly clever/inventive. 

Can’t believe it’s been 25 years to the day (well, yesterday) that Flight 180 met its fateful end and part 6 arrives tomorrow. Time really is a flat circle. 

Watched originally on Evergreen Ave circa 2018.

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Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost

1999

Liked Rewatched

“wouldst thou like to churn?” >> “wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

The Holiday Calendar

2018

Liked 1

Netflix is coming for Hallmark's wig! Why does everyone in this movie look like they're the same age? Even Gramps!