Andrew James Patron

Favorite films

  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Dirty Harry
  • Rachel Getting Married

All
  • The Lake House

    ★★

  • Street Kings

    ★★★½

  • Sinners

    ★★★★

  • Bring Her Back

    ★★★½

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Street Kings

2008

★★★½ Watched

For some reason I really like Ayers' particular brand of toxic masculinity and racism.

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Hackers

1995

★★★★ 8

Still corny. Still ridiculous. Still preposterous. Still outrageous. And I love the shit out of it. Love the characters, love the locales, love all the "geeky tech" talk and love the style. Lorraine Bracco is the only thing that bugs in this movie.

The montage with the spinning phone booths... aw yeah.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

2012

★½ 11

The trailer nails it. A bunch of extremely good looking, rich, white kids that have a ton of friends and money feeling sorry for each other. Sure they have problems (serious ones), but the natural drama that should come out of these problems in what could be a really great "coming of age" story just never seems to materialize. Instead I just want to punch everyone in the knee. The jocks too. Corny, cliche (or bafflingly dumb) lines one after…