The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us.

Incredibly gothic, so so soooooo incredibly gay that I don’t understand the idea that this “down played” the homoeroticism. Brad Pitt just stands there the whole time like 👁️👄👁️. Kirsten Dunst is doing some really impressive child acting ngl. Tom Cruise is by far and away the best part of the movie, and I feel like it’s cause he understands that he’s playing a flamboyant evil vampire. He’s getting to have fun with it and just be evil. I honestly liked the movie a lot more because of how it ended. 

I guess I gotta watch the Tv show now huh