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Mark S., your Outie is a sex pest.

Not even the random hayley atwell titty shots and shirtless tom cruise scenes can offset the the copius and exhausting exposition in this movie

While it's disappointing to see the writing quality drop from Andor to this, nothing could ever beat going from Andor to this

Andor is the greatest Star Wars project since the original trilogy and I'm convinced nothing will ever beat it

This movie was impregnated and birthed the Tom Cruise we know today

I empathise but not sympathise with these characters

Florence Pugh (ft. Needy White Guys)

50% loud noises
50% trying to figure out which white guy is on screen

Glen Powell is too funny to be turning into an action star

Happy Superman Day

How to trick someone into watching a musical

Good news - the unneeded sequel is good

Regret is the worst human emotion ever

Why do gamers ruin everything

Emma corrin > the most nonsensical plan to make a movie

So this is what Trump used to win?

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My dad walked in while it was on the craziest sex scene with the christians

You know what? I have multiple one-liner reviews for this movie:

The moment I saw 5 names credited as writers in the opening I knew this shit was gonna be abysmal

A Greenscreen Movie

A Minecraft fanfilm made by and starring New Zealanders

Insane amount of studio title cards before the movie even starts

If Henry needs a brother-in-law lmk

A 3D world with 2D characters

New Zealand accent breaks ✨️

The beginning shots of Jack Black looked like an insurance commercial

Two-Face but if he was a Beatle

This movie reminds me of a concept that life is made from pixels, not a picture. Some people constantly look forward and think that once x happens, life will look better. Then you realise that when you find x, x will no longer exist and it's actually further down than you thought. Okay, let's just just chase it down. Then when x is back in your hands, it magically vanishes again.

This kind of thinking often happens because we view life as a picture. Like, "Yes, that's what I want my life to be and how I picture it." However, the unfortunate truth is that this picture is not and will never be life. Life is the pixels. The pixel that will make your life (the picture) is defined by how today goes, one at a time. Every day is a pixel and each pixel will eventually fill up the frame of life. You can't paint it all up at a single hypothetical point, life is literally defined by what your today is like.

I learned of this concept a while ago, and I had forgotten about it. This movie teaches the same thing and it was uncomfortable. I'm grateful Soul reminded me of that, especially as I'm kinda just doing nothing except sitting at my desk, working to a able point of satisfaction every day (here's x!). It's so hard for me to that right now is my life. I'm always just trying to think ahead and before I know it, it's been 5 years since I finished high school. Wow, that's a scary thing to write out.

Like what the fuckkkkk. Oh but when I get to this point, I'll be pretty happy HOW DO I TELL MYSELF THAT THIS IS A LIE? THAT'S 'LIFE IS LIVED IN A PICTURE' MENTALITY AND I KEEP FEEDING IT. I don't want to be one of those dickheads who don't grow to be happy because they're too busy making sure their perfect picture will arrive. Little do they know that they're wasting every pixel to make up the real picture that they'll never see.

Anyway, Soul is definitely a movie where you'll either be scared by what you see or you'll just think of it as some quirky way of showing the afterlife. I think the latter is unfortunate. Let's enjoy the moment.

Proof that getting no bitches can lead to lethal consequences ♥️🧡🤍🩶🩵🩷💚💛

Mickey 17 pulling away in that one scene, he's a stronger man than me 🙏

Just daboys being boys

No better time to watch this after seeing how the current pope is doing

The 3rd act of this movie completely defecates on what could've been an okay movie

They need to release the Seth Rollins cut for the comic-accurate serpent society

Hard to rate this since the 1st act and the ending are so many leagues above everything else in this movie

Nose forehead tattoo

Bro was jorkin it to cartoons and still landed Kate Winslet

The millenials were right, this shit was ass

Cringe because this will be real thoughts and not just a one-liner:

I watched this in the theatre from the re-release and tbh I don't the last time I saw this movie in full.

This is the definitive superhero movie.

It's human in a way that's hard to describe in what people think of superhero movies as today. It's such a simple story about one man but Peter's story is a microcosm of our innate good versus our selfishness. Indeed, it's not selfish to prioritise your life over the needs of others because after all, we live one life and we're out, so we better make the most of it.

What the film shows us though, is that Peter Parker is a tragic character. There is no correct answer to how to live his life. It's out of sheer luck that out of everyone in the world, he's been given powers that can save lives at the expense of his own. He didn't ask for these powers. Peter’s decisions and their ramifications are inflated way past what a regular person should deal with. Yet, people literally get hurt or die when he chooses his own happiness. His life is undisputedly unfair, not because of what he's been forced into, but because of what he chooses to do.

One of my favourite scenes is when Peter goes in to save the child from the burning building. It's so clumsy and jagged, the opposite of Spidey's smooth rescue from the first film. When he overhears that some "poor soul" was left behind in the building, Peter feels guilty. WHY? He's no longer Spider-Man, so it's not his fault, right?

No, but it’s his responsibility. Everyone has control over their ability to respond to a situation, and Peter is cursed with knowing his abilities can always be used to save lives. The film doesn't skip beats or rush to action scenes, it lets us simmer in why Peter’s life is so damn awful even though he's doing the 'right thing'. It shows us his inner conflict when he's living his 'best' life too, there is literally no correct answer to the tragedy of Spider-Man. Yet, Peter swings on because in the end, he's a good person.

Thought this movie was gonna take a turn a certain way but turns out it's just weird

Don't watch with your mum and dad

Needed more Krysten Ritter but that's ok

RDJ FACE VS BEN STILLER ARMS VS JACK BLACK BODY VS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY HAIR 🚨

Wait what's her name again? Calypso? I think they should've repeated it more for me to .

You can see channing tatum's nuggets of physical comedy skills here before the jump street era

The redditor vibes were draining me

The way people just bought a full dead goose from the butcher is crazy

Christmas Origins: Santa Claus

2 goats in the movie and one of them is g-linda

And all done before the modern computer was invented

That's pretty wicked

This was the best case scenario of saying heil hitler

The live-action remake of Your Name is finally here

Almost nutted when he sliced the ribeye that wasn't even eaten by anyone

In fact he literally left it on his table to go ruin his career

Chris Pine giving full Jeff Winger

Crap Tom Holland always had the acting chops

Mescal v. Pescal: Dawn of Literal Plot Armour

When crime bosses start threatening you with "You're cooked."

You've got an uphill battle ahead of you

Can't believe Liam Neeson is 100 and is still fighting like he's 50

Most impressed when it showed adrien brody and fingers playing the piano in the same shot