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2015

★★★ 1

Mark S., your Outie is a sex pest.

2025

★★★ 1

Not even the random hayley atwell titty shots and shirtless tom cruise scenes can offset the the copius and exhausting exposition in this movie

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2025

★★★½ 1

Florence Pugh (ft. Needy White Guys)

2025

★½ 4

You know what? I have multiple one-liner reviews for this movie:

The moment I saw 5 names credited as writers in the opening I knew this shit was gonna be abysmal

A Greenscreen Movie

A Minecraft fanfilm made by and starring New Zealanders

Insane amount of studio title cards before the movie even starts

If Henry needs a brother-in-law lmk

A 3D world with 2D characters

New Zealand accent breaks ✨️

The beginning shots of Jack Black looked like an insurance commercial

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