As much a killer clown movie as The Fly is a monster movie, Clown smartly focuses on the transformation of a dad becoming a possessed killer clown, a rather original story with some dose of black humor. While it ultimately suffers from a lack of commitment to any of its ideas, it’s bold enough to go where Friday the 13th: Jason Lives is afraid to go: killing children.
This also has a fun backstory. Apparently the then-unknown Jon Watts was…
Being able to dream is remarkable, but nobody wants to hear you talk about its meaning, right? Most of the time, dreams are just brain poop. As you dream, it’s the brain cleaning itself, getting rid of toxic waste products. It’s a piece of cerebral toilet paper the brain is wiping itself with. Now, you wanna tell me about it while I eat my breakfast? Get outta here.
Annette Bening plays Claire Cooper who not only talks about her dreams…
The last time I saw this, I was Ben Savage’s age. Now I’m Daniel Stern’s age in the movie. Oof.
What I most about this movie is the futility of white socks on a waxed floor. I saw this at a sleepover, I was probably around eight. Later that night, I don’t how it happened, but someone tried to break into my friend’s house. Without understanding the context of the break in, or the fact that my friend’s…
A blue filter nu-metal supernatural panopticon prison horror film that feels like a solid remake of a gothic ghost movie that never existed: honoring its original plot points and 50s mischaracterizations of mental illness while improving on namesake atmospherics. Aesthetically, this is in line with the early Dark Castle movies, where the building is a character and often the best element (House on Haunted Hill, Ghost Ship, House of Wax, and 13 Ghosts), but without the fun camp typical of the…
