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might be the worst movie i’ve ever seen in my entire life

Watched on Wednesday April 30, 2025.

Watched on Friday April 18, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday March 26, 2025.

gaga was phenomenal as always….

…but girl i can’t with this mess

decided to pick this up on criterion blu-ray as i wanted to get a movie i hadn’t seen but is high on my watchlist and wow i’m obsessed.

the connection between food and sex is just too good. visually gorgeous and so funny. can’t tell if i'm hungry or horny tbh.
shoutout juzo itami

Watched on Saturday March 15, 2025.

Watched on Sunday March 9, 2025.

Watched on Sunday March 9, 2025.

gagachella in 2 months <3

Watched on Friday February 7, 2025.

WHAT THE HELL, SURE

NOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭💔

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initial thoughts!! 

definitely felt like i enjoyed the 1st half way more than the 2nd. the 1st half was genuinely incredible, stellar, no notes. i was about ready to call it my pick for best picture at the oscars. however the 2nd act REALLY failed to land the plane for me (personally). i thought there was a ton of filler scenes that for sure could’ve been scrapped and still wouldn’t have changed the overall end product. but when THAT scene came on where Erzsébet entered Van Buren’s home and shit went crazy OUUUH yeah they got me right back then lost me again at the end?? 
not my personal favorite from 2024 but i still enjoyed it!

and i’m so fuckin’ beautiful i can’t stand it myself!!!

goddamn….why did i do this to myself on a random wednesday night….? i have nothing to say i need a few years to process this

oh they just keep going huh…ok sing!

Watched on Sunday January 19, 2025.

fighting the urge to be insufferable as fuck when dancing on my own by robyn comes on

david byrne is so fucking cool i cant believe he invented lamps

the club scene is what it felt like at the sweat tour

victorian gown buttoned to the TOP

might be luca’s most stunning film yet. i was obsessed with the weird fever dream-like moments scattered throughout.

drew starkey is a fucking star

finally got to watch this with my mom lol.

would’ve been at least a 3½ if drew and enya were actually casted

shitty movie regardless lmaooo

Watched on Friday November 22, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday November 20, 2024.

Watched on Thursday November 14, 2024.

Watched on Saturday November 9, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday October 30, 2024.

xanthippe from unbreakable kimmy schmidt was in this

kinda movie of the year omg….sry challengers not sorry

if there’s one thing art the clown can do..he can ijbol

Watched on Saturday October 12, 2024.

Watched on Friday October 4, 2024.

this was made for arca stans

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man…im so fucking irritated rn 😭😭😭

first, worst movie i’ve seen so far this year. 

SECOND, FUCK AGNES. it’s literally all her fucking fault. grown ass bitch talking about some “where’s hoppy 😢” then making her parents turn the car around leading to their *almost* death…right..right.

third, why the fuck are they carrying guns if they aren’t gonna use them to defend themselves…louise fully gad both of them injured and was pointing a gun at the both of them and just..left the room.. ant was the only one who understood the meaning of finish the job while the parents were too pussy to do it. LIKE PADDY WAS FULLY ALIVE ON THE GROUND AND YOU WERE JUST GONNA DRIVE AWAY????????

also james mcavoy really got me going in this 😍 like look at those legs… i cant say what i really want to say about him due to digital footprint but i think y’all already know. i thought i’d give y’all a break from my horny reviews anyways. anyways fuck this movie im pissed and i feel robbed.

Watched on Wednesday September 11, 2024.

cute goofy stupid idk just vibe

Watched on Saturday September 7, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday August 28, 2024.

channing tatum sucking on that fruity little tube for an hour and a half

you look a lot like whoopi goldberg

mama a girl behind you

i’d let josh hartnett do whatever he wants to me idgaf sry

fuck u colleen hoover gtf away from ethel cain

i love this bitch and her fuck ass bob and her two sweaty white men!!!!!!!

Watched on Thursday August 8, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday August 7, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday July 31, 2024.

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