Alexi Patron

unfunny guy who likes movies

Favorite films

  • Southland Tales
  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Green Knight
  • Uncut Gems

All
  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★

  • Andor Season 2 | A Special Look

    ★★★★★

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    ★★★★★

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★½

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Jesus Christ was a Communist

2024

Liked 1

Beyond proud of this one. A culmination of a lifetime’s worth of dreams and inspiration. Much love to everyone who ed me through this, and helped out in any way. This wouldn’t be possible without you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Blue Velvet

1986

★★★★ Liked Watched

Almost as if Lynch let a classic American sitcom live past its expiry date, as its characters find themselves exploring and coming to with the reality of their idealistic neighbourhood, discovering the underbelly which exists parallel to the utopia, their ‘All American’ innocence slowly disintegrating and replaced by a far more solemn pessimism. Yet, the Robins still came, and all is well.

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

2016

★★ Rewatched

Some really subpar character work and truly horrendous pacing on display here. You’re never really given any reason to care for these characters at all, and the film doesn’t develop them in any meaningful way either. Still a visually gorgeous looking picture though, and I’d be lying if I said that Andor’s series finale didn’t increase my enjoyment of this. Those last 15 minutes were electric.

Andor Season 2 | A Special Look

2025

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Log for Season 2:
The sword of fascism spares no one. Beautiful and riveting storytelling. The most politically in touch this franchise has ever been. Absolutely generational.

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A Minecraft Movie

2025

★★★½ Liked 1

SO FUCKING FUNNY + EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING + I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME + ITS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED AND MORE + I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOVIE SINCE 2013 + THIS ISNT THE END OF WESTERN CIVILISATION ITS JUST NAPOLEON DYNAMITE WITH JACK BLACK IN A CGI HELLSCAPE AND IT FUCKING ROCKS

September 5

2024

Watched

To talk about the Munich Massacre whilst completely ignoring the context of Israel’s occupation of Palestine is absolutely ludicrous. I can see the picture’s attempt to take an approach similar to Alex Garland’s ‘Civil War’ when tackling this subject matter, specifically with the reluctance to acknowledge anything even remotely political, but it comes off as pathetic at best, and propaganda-like at worst. Utterly appalling how disinterested it is in the Palestinian perspective, never even considering why Black September would want…