Andrew

Lover of Schlock.

Usually horror or sci-fi, but genre fluid.

Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • Paris, Texas
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Man of the House

All
  • Fear Street: Prom Queen

    ★★

  • I, Robot

    ★★★★

  • The Bourne Identity

    ★★★

  • The Uninvited

    ★½

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Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

★★ Watched

Some satisfying hand chopping.

I, Robot

2004

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

One of my first psychedelic experiences. It was either this or Bad Company with Chris Rock. This was obviously the better choice. I thought this story was so profound that I wrote an entire page of philosophical gibberish afterwards. I miss being young.

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Lucky

2017

★★★★ Liked Watched

I like this a lot. He reminds me of my dad, which made me get weepy. I wish my dad would dress this way.

Paris, Texas

1984

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Romanticizing shitty absentee fathers is such an evergreen vibe.

No, but seriously, Paris, Texas, is heartfelt and gut-wrenching. There is such a subtle emotional gravity to everything that you find yourself weepy, but in the most profound way.

I get the hype.

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