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Mud ingestion, voluntary and otherwise, faces permanently streaked with filth, fluids leaking from every orifice at all times. Spitting, hacking, coughing, drooling, nasal evacuations smeared across sleeves and faces, untreated wounds opened and handled like trivialities. Bludgeonings constant, beheadings increasing, bodies piling up in corners like discarded rags. Defecation happening wherever the urge arises, animal entrails draped on doorways and tables, human remains used as casual décor. Musical instruments played with mouths that haven't known cleanliness in years. Torture, both casual and ceremonial, livestock wielded as weapons, water sources turned into graveyards. Eyes gouged out with disinterest, noses crushed under boots, blood congealing in mud so thick it might as well be mortar. People eating with hands blackened by the muck they sleep in, corpses floating by in slow procession, the air so damp with rot it almost becomes part of the weather. Clothes indistinguishable from skin, excrement smeared as war paint, hacking coughs providing the ambient soundtrack, and not a single bar of soap in sight.

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Brisseau films eroticism like a philosopher discovering masturbation: pretentious, self-indulgent, yet weirdly proud of his findings.

Adorno forbade poetry.
Cavani wrote a whole opera in fascist lingerie.

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Evil laughs in the 13th century came with echo by default. Dolby was never needed.

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Béla Tarr walked so Harmony Korine could trip over a dead cat and call it cinema.

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Welcome to cinephilia’s most lubricated wing, the east aisle of my private cathedral, where the bars are 24-fps and the warden is Catherine Breillat with a megaphone. “Horny Jail” isn’t just a stash of steamy films; it’s my Summa Theologico-Libidinal. Some films I haven’t even watched yet, and a few are pure shite.
Recommendations to expand the canon are not just allowed, they’re parole material. Slip them under the cell door.

• Eyes Wide Shut
• Crash
• The Piano Teacher
• Despite the Night
• Trouble Every Day
• Belle de Jour
• Nymphomaniac: Vol. I
• Blue Velvet
• Young & Beautiful
• Showgirls

...plus 138 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Hail Mary
• The Sacrifice
• The Death of Empedocles
• Dead Ringers
• Histoire(s) du cinéma
• Zapping Zone
• The Lovers on the Bridge
• Antigone
• Blue
• Satantango

...plus 29 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.