THE SUBSTANCE (2024) โ The Movie of the Year! For me, The Substance is hands down the most outstanding and best film of 2024. I donโt even know where to begin because everything about this movie is perfect โ the visuals, the story, the acting, the unsettling yet darkly comedic atmosphere. This film presents the ageism deeply ingrained in modern society in such a grotesque and unforgettable way that it burns itself into your mind. The story starts off simpleโฆ
GODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023) โ How iconic is it that 50 years after the premiere of the classic Godzilla, Japan's latest and greatest Godzilla film has finally received the most prestigious award in cinema โ the Oscar! As much as I love and have rewatched the MonsterVerse films countless times, no one can capture the essence of Godzilla like Toho. Takashi Yamazaki's creation is not just the best Godzilla film ever made, but also a monster movie that works perfectlyโฆ
SNOW WHAT? (2025) โ I sat down to watch this film thinking it was probably just overhated because of the casting, and that it couldnโt really be that bad. I mean, it's a remake of a classic, so I figured they wouldnโt stray too far from the original. I was wrong. This movie is underhated and borderline unwatchable.
It's a complete mockery and disrespectful parody of the original classic. The filmโs core message and purpose have been entirely altered โโฆ
FINAL DESTINATION 6 (2025) โ I finally got around to watching the iconic Final Destination movies, especially since I knew the long-awaited Bloodlines was dropping this year. This franchise is one of the most chaotic and unserious horror universes out there, but that early 2000s Y2K charm in the first five films made them iconic.
Bloodlines sures all previous entries in of quality โ the visuals are hands down the best in the series. But maybe thatโs also whyโฆ
KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (2024) โ As much as I love the small town I live in, unfortunately, our cinemas arenโt the most modern, so Iโve never had the chance to experience a movie in IMAX โ until now. Luckily, during a trip, I finally got the opportunity to visit an IMAX theater, and the fact that I got to watch this masterpiece made it even more special! I know the previous Planet of the Apes trilogyโฆ
SHREK 5 (Teaser Review) โ This is the biggest disappointment the cinema has ever faced. The Fairy Godmother is rolling in her grave. The most iconic animation ever made for the screen has been ruined for good. For me, Shrek will exist as a trilogy after this, a closed story that defined my childhood...
