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say what you will about the other fear street movies but at least they had some chops behind the camera. this is just shoddy from top to bottom. katherine waterston and lili taylor absolutely slumming it here

deeply embarrassing and inept vanity project that feels like it’s going to be a real black mark on Ortega and Keoghan’s careers (and shults is going straight to director jail)…as for The Weeknd, he gives Lewis Saunderson in this. awful performance and this completely imploding along with The Idol is exactly what he deserves. anyways, the definitive modern film about being a pop star is Parker Finn’s Smile 2

an important reminder to not get your dick pierced.

has all the problems that has plagued the rest of the franchise: shoddy effects, flat characters played by canadian television actors (the shithead tattooist cousin is pretty good, but the rest of them; the lead’s brother in particular, are dreadful), a real shrug of an ending, BUT it has a good sense of humor about itself, zips about at a solid pace, is very nasty and went down a storm with a rowdy friday night crowd. eats The Monkey’s lunch

Watched on Friday May 9, 2025.

i liked the 3-4 minutes that this was diet Veep (julia goat). last fucking time i let a charming press tour trick me into watching one of these things

ay caramba!

YES YES YES!

so excited for weapons I could explode lol

i feel like people are being a bit harsher on this as it’s coming right on the heels of a bona fide sensation in the form of Sinners and it’s a complete deviation from the game (and if it had been a 1:1 adaption, it would have likely been one of the worst films of the year). sandberg is a strong horror director and there’s some solid jolts but dauberman is an absolutely dreadful screenwriter and unfortunately the latter wins out by the end. some really gnarly, squishy practical deaths here!

a movie about the dangers of assimilation, the deep pain behind blues music, eating pussy and how irish jigs go fucking crazy. feels like a miracle this got released from a studio where the leadership clearly just want to strip mine any IP they can find AND that audiences are embracing this so much. THE MOVIES: they ain’t dead!

gymnastics sequence a perfect 5 minute encapsulation of the things this series does right. it’s such a barnstormer (like the 2nd film’s highway crash) that the rest of the film struggles in comparison. the FBI investigation side plot is even worse the second time. has a delightfully stupid last minute twist. they got Tom Cruise’s tethered in this

deeply conservative coded piece of media despite featuring a scene of a racist being burnt alive…big fan of only half the cast getting names and the rest being credited as ‘Cowboy’, ‘Racist’s Wife’ and ‘MILF’

great first 2 minutes. deeply evil final 2 minutes. a whole lot of barking and zero biting in between. neat sound design. these heartstopper kids are as terrible as the stranger things children, get them outta my movies!

everything outside the kills may as well be white noise but the setpieces here are all good fun. hilariously mean ending. some outrageous early 2000s hats from the lead’s sister and the sex pest character thoughtfully named ‘Frankie Cheeks’

or FROM DANCE TILL DAWN

honestly pretty overwhelming and completely reinvigorating. a wide studio release that is not afraid to be horny! lindo MVP

squishy!

just as stupid as it needs to be. props to Fahy for being so likable and holding the entire thing together even when she spends most of the movie sat across from a sentient wooden plank. instant lock for dumbest evil plan of the year award

not really enough booby trapped cubes killing people in my horror movie about booby trapped cubes killing people

surprise nine inch nails

a well-made downer. everyone is so mean to Christopher Abbott in this :( could have stood to have more a sense of humor about itself outside of the utterance of the phrase 'turnip-headed fuck'

BIG Cocaine Bear energy (great premise, weirdly nasty and mean kills, shoddy filmmaking). there are family guy episodes with more cutting class satire than this. not feeling ortega’s sullen teen shtick at alllll. poulter MVP but you already knew that

maybe the most irresponsible depiction of suicidal ideation i’ve seen in a motion picture like…ever but those set pieces are goooood (does the shadows manipulating the environment thing way better than Nosferatu). deadwyler really helps this thing get past the short film length it probably should have stayed at. much better than the blumhouse dump release would have you think but if there was anyone else behind or in front of the camera that would be a very different story

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not the deadpool/bullet train-lite nightmare that the trailers threatened, but absolutely juiceless especially on the action front. insane this thing clocks in just under 2 hours, very sluggish and bloated, no momentum. redditor energy. looks like cheap tv. i like jack quaid well enough but him playing “nice guys” >>>> him playing actual nice guys

they had to strap me down to stop me hooting and hollering like an ape in the cinema. ignoring that amy winehouse movie and going all in on marisa abela stocks whew

snake eating its own tail ass cinema. hopefully the full stop on the whole 'A24 movies are a vibe 🔥' movement. nothing to say, nothing on its mind, no skill behind the camera, no thought in how it uses its many, many, many influences. a nothing movie. beyond parody.

would have gone crazy in a theatre full of old folks

keke palmer is one of the only movie stars we got left

really funny and sad the trailers playing before this were all horror because hollywood have literally taken the theatrical comedy out back and shot it

more like has 17 endings! shaggy and messy in almost every scene, feels meddled with a bunch but also has some pretty fun, singular quirks that are unmistakably Ho’s work. odd one.  idk its funny he got WB to shell out 120 million for a rather sour, morose film with just one action set piece, takes place almost entirely in a dingy, grey spaceship and is ultimately about how we should just [REDACTED] trump and everything will be OK. ruffalo doing too damn much. adored the creepers. should have gone full challengers in that scene

cute experiment but a 90 minute movie?? come on now…

ParTeb!!! ❤️❤️

happy for pam but lmfao at the rest of this

torres is so good in this that i kind of get why brazil is doing the most over this and i wouldn’t be mad if she took best actress but i really wish the movie surrounding her thoughtful performance rose above ‘competent live action wikipedia entry’. felt longer than the brutalist!!

sort of like if you let the class clown make a movie; amusing in the moment but by the end you just want to roll your eyes and get him outta here

not really as snappy as it needs to be but maybe that's because I have a condition where my eyes glaze over whenever anyone breathes the words 'stocks' and 'assets'. Demi!

hmmm not really as traumatic as i had heard but also if i had watched this when i was like 5 i would have been institutionalised

me: ill in bed

the healing balm: a GWWCO (generational white woman crash out)

cute and funny in bursts but it’d be nice if one of these pop slashers didn’t smell like happy death day leftovers for once

sadly something i ired more than i enjoyed, tense in bursts and Golestani is very impressive but this just has massive first assembly cut energy. a 2hr 40m run time with a script this thin is just crazyyyy. by the third scene they were arguing over the damn gun i started wanting this thing to wrap up or at least shake things up, by the tenth scene they were still arguing i was checking the time. like idgaf at this point 🤷🏻‍♂️ didn’t hate the third act tonal shift but that final chase scene was giving this lol

even if you can bring yourself to overlook the deeply evil reasons why this was conceived and released in this current climate (which you really shouldn’t!!), this fails miserably at everything else it wants to be. fails as a single location potboiler as there’s no sense of tension or attempt to build any setpieces. fails as a fetishistic look at live TV when it’s impossible to latch onto any one character and is drowning in this eyesore of a teal and amber colour scheme (although as someone who works in TV, I can confirm every white guy over 40 is really that grating and full of themselves). abhorrent motion picture. there’s a DARK timeline where this cleaned up at the oscar nominations like Emilia Perez

2hr 22m greatest performances of all time compilation

a real trip to have my theatre start with laughing at nearly every word that came out of Pansy's mouth and end with them quiet and aghast as her meltdowns became more human and sad. so many lovely character bits that go unspoken but say so much (the big book of planes! chantelle's giant water bottle!!), prickly and sad just as much as it's funny and well-drawn. kind of made me long for London in the summer lol. the academy really should rescind Gascón's nomination at this point and hand it over to Baptiste

spent half the runtime thinking Whalburgers was calling Topher Grace ‘twink’ instead of ‘twig’. been a minute since i’ve seen something so shoddy get a wide release. welcome back madame web ❤️

based on UK theatrical and VOD release dates

1. Sinners
2. The Brutalist
3. Hard Truths
4. Black Bag
5. Nickel Boys
6. The Girl with the Needle
7. Presence
8. One of Them Days
9. Bring Them Down
10. A Real Pain

...plus 26 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Final Destination 2
• Final Destination 5
• Final Destination 3
• Final Destination Bloodlines
• Final Destination
• The Final Destination

1. The Substance
2. The Brutalist
3. Anora
4. Nickel Boys
5. Conclave
6. Dune: Part Two
7. I'm Still Here
8. A Complete Unknown
9. Wicked
10. Emilia Pérez

Based on UK theatrical and VOD release dates

1. The Zone of Interest
2. The Substance
3. Longlegs
4. Sing Sing
5. Love Lies Bleeding
6. Anora
7. Challengers
8. Red Rooms
9. La Chimera
10. Perfect Days

...plus 93 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Spirited Away
2. Princess Mononoke
3. Ponyo
4. Howl's Moving Castle
5. Kiki's Delivery Service
6. The Boy and the Heron
7. My Neighbor Totoro
8. Castle in the Sky
9. Porco Rosso
10. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Killers of the Flower Moon
2. The Zone of Interest
3. Oppenheimer
4. Poor Things
5. Anatomy of a Fall
6. The Holdovers
7. Past Lives
8. Barbie
9. American Fiction
10. Maestro

Based on UK theatrical and VOD release date

1. Killers of the Flower Moon
2. TÁR
3. Rye Lane
4. Asteroid City
5. Anatomy of a Fall
6. Sick of Myself
7. Blue Jean
8. Oppenheimer
9. Saint Omer
10. How to Blow Up a Pipeline

...plus 96 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

things I will forget to watch otherwise

• Saint Omer
• Creed III
• The Five Devils
• Suzume
• Air
• A Thousand and One
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Reality
• Nimona
• Afire

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Conjuring
2. The Conjuring 2
3. Annabelle: Creation
4. The Nun II
5. Annabelle
6. Annabelle Comes Home
7. The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
8. The Nun
9. The Curse of La Llorona

1. Tokyo Story
2. Hereditary
3. House
4. Suspiria
5. Cruising
6. Possession
7. Rosemary's Baby
8. Melancholia
9. Black Christmas
10. Spirited Away

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
5. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

1. Insidious
2. Insidious: The Last Key
3. Insidious: Chapter 2
4. Insidious: The Red Door
5. Insidious: Chapter 3

groovy

• Evil Dead II
• Evil Dead
• The Evil Dead
• Evil Dead Rise
• Army of Darkness

1. Scream
2. Scream 4
3. Scream VI
4. Scream 2
5. Scream
6. Scream 3

1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. TÁR
3. Avatar: The Way of Water
4. Triangle of Sadness
5. Top Gun: Maverick
6. The Banshees of Inisherin
7. The Fabelmans
8. All Quiet on the Western Front
9. Women Talking
10. Elvis

Based on UK theatrical and VOD release dates

1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. Nope
3. Aftersun
4. Decision to Leave
5. X
6. Barbarian
7. Memoria
8. Bones and All
9. Aloners
10. We're All Going to the World's Fair

...plus 95 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Corsage
• Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris
• Armageddon Time
• Amsterdam
• My Policeman
• Causeway
• Run Sweetheart Run
• Christmas Bloody Christmas
• Avatar: The Way of Water
• Bros

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Autopsy
2. The Murmuring
3. The Viewing
4. Graveyard Rats
5. The Outside
6. Lot 36
7. Pickman's Model
8. Dreams in the Witch House

Segments Ranked:

1. Safe Haven (VHS 2)
2. Amateur Night (VHS)
3. Storm Drain (VHS 94)
4. The Subject (VHS 94)
5. A Ride In The Park (VHS 2)
6. The Empty Wake (VHS 94)
7. Slumber Party Alien Abduction (VHS 2)
8. To Hell And Back (VHS 99)
9. The Sick Thing That Happened To Emily When She Was Younger (VHS)
10. Suicide Bid (VHS 99)
11. 10/31/98 (VHS)
12. Ozzy’s Dungeon (VHS 99)
13. Parallel Monsters (VHS Viral)
14. Terror (VHS 94)
15. Dante The Great (VHS Viral)
16. Tuesday The 17th (VHS)
17. Tape 49 (VHS 2)
18. Phase 1 Clinical Trials (VHS 2)
19. The Gawkers (VHS 99)
20. Second Honeymoon (VHS)
21. Shredding (VHS 99)
22. Bonestorm (VHS Viral)
23. Holy Hell (VHS 94)
24. Tape 56 (VHS)
25. Vicious Circles (VHS Viral)

1. V/H/S/94
2. V/H/S/2
3. V/H/S/99
4. V/H/S
5. V/H/S: Viral

1. Drive My Car
2. Licorice Pizza
3. West Side Story
4. Nightmare Alley
5. Dune
6. King Richard
7. CODA
8. The Power of the Dog
9. Don't Look Up
10. Belfast