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Favorite films

  • The Exorcist III
  • Prince of Darkness
  • Beetlejuice
  • The Church

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  • A Fish Called Wanda

    ★★★½

  • Airplane!

    ★★★★½

  • Fountain of Youth

    ★★

  • Dog Soldiers

    ★★★

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Rosemary's Baby

1968

★★★★★ Watched

Well, that’s show-biz.

I don’t even know where to start. I typically don’t like opening with a quote, but that one felt impactful for a couple of reasons. It establishes the tone with which both the protagonists and antagonists approach religion (presumably the film’s main conflict) in a few short lines. But it also felt immensely relatable, and is a good high watermark for the dialogue both of this film and all Film. Especially for a film from the 60s…

Prometheus

2012

★★★½ Watched

A budding, blundering, epic of a film; Prometheus had all the purpose, budget, framework, and theory to get everything right. And it gets close. But sadly not close enough.

Two ideological scientists spark a mission funded by Big Everything to answer our most burning question… from where did we originate?

Sci-fi is great because it’s a reflection of the human experience in a way that we can’t immediately, tactically feel for ourselves. It’s free to ask vast, impossible questions about…

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A Fish Called Wanda

1988

★★★½ Watched

This should be listed under the dictionary definition of “frenetic.” It’s impossible to follow, takes hard left turns constantly, and has weird characters with unrelatable motivations throughout. Easier to say: it’s really fucking British. It is enjoyable though.

Airplane!

1980

★★★★½ Watched

It’s crazy how much modern absurdist comedy owes to this film.

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Nosferatu

2024

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how is this higher on the anticipated section than the movie eggers actually just wrapped shooting

House

1977

★★★★★ Liked 1

Visually stunning and arrestingly exciting; The Wizard of Oz meets Suspiria in the absolute best way possible. House is a post-modern art piece come alive - an unapologetically neo-techno-insano visual nightmare indulgent in the VFX of the day while maintaining a fascinating commitment to set pieces that harken back to the 40s and 50s. The blending of the two is abject perfection.

I feel pretty confident in saying this is visually one of the best films I’ve ever seen, and its…