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SCATMAN FEATURE WAS INCREDIBLE!!!!!

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i can’t believe the simon pegg kind of trilogy has been hiding away from me for all this time… that was PHENOMENAL. perfect length, some scenes kept going on and on but in the best way possible NO COMPLAINTS!!!!! i thought that supermarket owner guy was too obvious, and my guess for murderer kept changing, BOOM ALL OF THEM ARE THE MURDERER!!!!! 10s across the board from me

Watched on Thursday May 22, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

i think i’m too woke for this one

as soon as i heard those clippers i had the awful realisation this movie is to blame for elijah woods bald era… i can’t believe…

the fact that sam and frodo didn’t get married after all that is beyond me

this is the most 2017 movie i’ve ever watched #loveislove

i so bad want to give this a 4.5 but god i was SO bored during a good third of this, i did not really care for the king drama and aragorn thinking of lady from 911 lone star. i got confused about the battlefields lowkey at the end with the group that captured frodo/sam, i thought they were heading to the other battle oops…

greatly enjoyed the frodo moments though yaaay love you elijah wood

so i think sam and frodo should’ve kissed, and my feeling about that is first of all, how do you know they didnt. you know what i mean. its a long trek to mordor

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okay i guess but everything pissed me off, aged a little poorly in my opinion. they all hated eachother the whole movie, then 10 minutes left they’re suddenly friends?? and all in love???? allison does nothing but change into pink and boom andrew’s suddenly in love with her… like are you serious… god forbid a girl dress a little emo damn. also REALLY annoys me that john literally sexually harassed claire and theyre now together too like girl get some self RESPECT!!!!! 

the idea is that an unlikely group end up becoming friends and overcome their differences, but they still get brian to write the essay because he’s “the brains”. couldn’t all collaborate on writing something witty? had to sit around and do a makeover instead of helping out? maybe i’m too woke but everything just left me sour idk

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the in sync beating to don’t stop me now is maybe the best zombie movie scene i’ve ever watched

found out the new pope is american while watching this. at least kermit is safe and married to miss piggy now i guess…

enjoyed the die hard mention but saying they’re like DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE? you lost me what the hell. also shot in the dick? haha that happened on 911…

Watched on Thursday May 8, 2025.

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why did not one put akakin skywalker down as soon as he killed that village. i get they kidnapped his mum but come on

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wishing i’d watched this sooner, maybe i have a soft spot for new zealand movies, but this was amazing. i was so comfortable in the first part, but when the kidnapping was revealed hoooly shit completely threw me off guard, i was so paranoid for the rest of the movie. as soon as michael smiley showed up i knew shit was about to go Down, i know his ways from black mirror… however i unfortunately enjoyed his narnia reference. 

i had such a bad feeling about the car ride away, i thought they’d be out of gas or something, did NOT except the flip down a bank. wanted to DIE when i saw the panther leaving… thank god for strawn trying to flex his daughter injuring abilities…

mildred’s camping fits were fire, weta on the shoulder was too funny, and i’ll forever be holding shit against david blaine… ending was so perfect, loved this greatly

this went in an entire different direction to what i expected, still enjoyable though. alex is the definition of i can fix him mentality.

for a second mr collins sounded like david cross, then checked the cast list and found out it’s MISS PIGGY? AND THEN MISS PIGGY HERSELF LITERALLY MAKES A CAMEO???? miss piggyception….

my first 6th doctor serial, and unfortunately it sucked ass… he’s a dickhead to peri for no good reason, he sets her up to fail and then yells when she doesn’t somehow succeed. telling her not to touch the cart because the guards will kill her, but then saying to touch the cart and getting mad when she’s worried about it???? #NOTMYDOCTOR

peri is doesn’t get given anything to do and is never told what’s happening, so she’s just stumbling around repeating what’s going on every two minutes. some type of plotline for her would’ve been nice instead of just following men around…

i decided to watch this just in case the theories are true of ms flood is the rani, and honestly i’ll be a little disappointed if it comes true. the rani is snarky and doesn’t gaf about humans whatsoever, compared to ms flood being friendly with everyone she’s met ummmmm no! also the obvious big difference of the rani being a scientist and and ms flood… chilling out??? i don’t even know what she does, to be fair i guess she could be doing secret science. will be interesting to see what the turnout is for this 

overall, 6th doctor is an ASSHOLE, peri is unfortunately useless, plot or lack thereof made no sense and there was nothing to be invested in, master was a weird lapdog that did nothing, and the rani is kind of a girl power queen

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the whole movie i couldn’t stop thinking about that review saying this is michael a jordans acting debut, and i referred to the red one as michael a jordan and the blue one as michael b jordan. spent daytime parts thinking this was gonna be maybe a 4/5, but right after the 3 white people showed up easy 5/5. 

the slow vampire hints were crazy, i didn’t get the first couple but when the bouncer guy needed an invite in it hoooooollyy shit. i liked the touch of older vampire lore where they were almost like zombies with chomping people instead of a small bite.

eating the garlic to prove they weren’t infected reminded me of the faculty where the group had to snort pen drugs to prove they weren’t zombies, had a little haha at that.

did NOT cry but did tear up at parts in the big battle,  such a wonderful movie

Watched on Tuesday April 29, 2025.

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why did gru suddenly get along with mixime at the end bro he literally STOLE YOUR SON AND TURNED HIM INTO A COCKROACH. joey king and the minions speaking so much english ruined this. lucy my queen as usual

Watched on Thursday April 24, 2025.

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this whole town is like the concept of friend group incest but community wide, STOP CHEATING !!!!!!!! otherwise phenomenal pilot yaaay. bit confused by the red room backdrops so maybe i have the wrong thing reviewed but oh well

south park special where randy represents the netherlands in 2024 eurovision. didn’t really like gru naked

Watched on Tuesday April 22, 2025.

giving this anything under 5 stars should be considered a crime

wishing i had spoiled the ending of this to josh when we were first watching with lina as payback for spoiling novocaine

sorry i’m woke and love when movies put a chick in it and make her gay

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when sam was going up to the crashed truck and looking in, i was like haha wouldn’t it be crazy if it cut to him in there still and he’s a clone. nah they wouldn’t do that haha imagine tho. BIGGEST SHOCK EVER. also sam lowkey in severance if you think about it

only watched because i found out jamiroquai plays in this, movie was kind of naf but the ending was sweet

MATT BERRY!!!!!!! 🍾🍾

will arnett was so playing gob in this i don’t care. i know gob when i see him

merry christmas everyone

Watched on Sunday April 13, 2025.

why doesn’t anyone get dracula with being worried to hand the hotel key over to johnny, he has literally never displayed reassurance that he could handle the task at ALL. #iStandWithDracula

one character sounded exactly like jennifer coolidge and it freaked me out

Watched on Thursday April 10, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday April 9, 2025.

unsure why butters had to go through the horrors of a weeks long sugar rush, hope he can recover soon ❤️

Watched on Monday April 7, 2025.

as soon as yivo spoke i sat up in shock like what the hell is tobias funke doing in my futurama

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love that butters is the chosen one and all powerful, however the mistreatment towards him is unforgivable…

skipped the goblin song because hearing it twice in my life is enough

jackie frost i’m such a big fan, you were so good in yellowjackets

wish there was more butters

the most terrifying villain returns… neil patrick harris…

hi gob

i’m never watching this again. i don’t want to talk about it

anything between 85-95 minutes counts

• The Dark Crystal
• My Neighbor Totoro
• Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
• Clue
• Scooby-Doo
• What We Do in the Shadows
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Cooties
• Eagle vs Shark
• Doctor Who

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including rewatches, not including doctor who

1. What We Do in the Shadows
2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
3. The Dark Crystal
4. Die Hard
5. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
6. Eagle vs Shark
7. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
8. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
9. Hairspray
10. Strawberry Mansion

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ranked by viewing enjoyment rather than rating

1. Doctor Who: Robot
2. Doctor Who: The Android Invasion
3. Doctor Who: Invasion of the Dinosaurs
4. Doctor Who: The Happiness Patrol
5. Doctor Who: The Ark in Space
6. Doctor Who: Pyramids of Mars
7. Doctor Who: Genesis of the Daleks
8. Doctor Who: Terror of the Zygons
9. Doctor Who: The Brain of Morbius
10. Doctor Who: Planet of Evil

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• Over the Garden Wall
• I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
• The Ice Storm

hiii guys hiiiii can’t believe you made a movie about me

• Mary Poppins
• There's Something About Mary
• Mary and Max
• American Mary
• Mary and The Witch's Flower

1. Doctor Who: The End of Time
2. Doctor Who: Joy to the World
3. Doctor Who: The Giggle
4. Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road
5. Doctor Who: Wild Blue Yonder
6. Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol
7. Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride
8. Doctor Who: The Woman Who Fell to Earth
9. Doctor Who: Eve of the Daleks
10. Doctor Who: Planet of the Dead

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correct time line list kindly given to me by lina… thank you diva 🫶

1. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
2. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
3. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
4. Solo: A Star Wars Story
5. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
6. Star Wars
7. The Empire Strikes Back
8. Return of the Jedi
9. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
10. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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